Sunday, February 11, 2007

something to make you guys smile.... take a break from your hectic exhausting school days.[ i wanted to add "take a break from your intensive practice and indiv" BUT do you guys even do indiv??!?!?!?!?!. 0__0 qu4 mo1mo1 zi4 ji3 de liang2 xin1..... ]

anyway, here goes:

English
Singlish

Hello, here is my passport.
Narh.

Where do I go to collect my luggage?
Take bag go where, ah?

You mean chewing gum is prohibited in Singapore?
Gum cannot, meh?

I ' m being fined? Oh dear.
Kena saman? Die, lah.

What shall we have for dinner this evening?
Tonight eat what, ah?

I'm open to suggestions.
Anything also can.

Do you have a reservation?
You early-early call, not?

Yes, it's reserved under the name "Tan".
My name "Tan"!

Please wait a moment while we attend to your table.
Your name ‘Tan’, so you 'Tan' here awhile, can?

This way to your table, please.
Come!

What would you recommend?
Here got what, ah?

Our speciality is fine European haute cuisine.
Ang mor makan, lor.

Would you recommend this dish?
This dish how, ah?

from: http://www.talkcock.com
Imagine how many syllables you'd save if you spoke Singlish!
I'm super ON about saving singlish.

KAY , GO .... PRACTICE HARD LAH!!!!!!!


Note:
sec THREES
SLI rehearsal tomorrow. (12th Feb)
2:20pm
-su

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